The Formidably Maid.
You have found yourself in Port Peril. Whether to seek adventure on the High Seas, to run from your past, or from just plain bad luck, you have landed in the Formidably Maid. “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany…”
The tavern is little more than four walls, a bar, some tables and stools. It is poorly lit, probably by design. And the place looks as though it fears the touch of a mop, and a stiff breeze could easily take it down. Ill-washed characters lurk in every corner. In short, there is little to recommend the place except that it keeps out (most of) the rain.
A bar maid, who might have been pretty once, before life on the edge of nowhere drained her dry, attempts a smile, and asks if you’d like a drink.